My Subtotal

Number of DOB: 12/16. Number of schools attended: 8. Number of boyfriends in my lifetime: 11. Number of times in love: 2. Number of times cheated on (to my knowledge): 3. Number of times moved: 5. Number of best friends (in my lifetime): 4. Number of times I’ve cried: 4,323. Number of times I’ve disliked someone: 1,125. Number of times I’ve gotten my feelings hurt by a man: 3,440. Number of times I’ve made love: 2,550. Number of times I’ve had quickies: 450. Number of times I’ve gone off on someone: 10,000. Number of minutes I’ve talked on the phone: 90,540. Number of times I’ve been told that I’m loved: 60,999. Number of hairstyles: 75. Number of miles traveled: 14,000. Number of times I’ve been kissed: 11,000. Number of times I’ve heard God speak: 5. Number to my first personal landline: 310 419 1008. Number of times I’ve watched Boomerang: 500. Number I demand to be in my man’s life: 1. Number of dance classes I’ve attended: 800. Number of times I go to the gym a week: 4. Number of walks I’ve taken through NYC: 700. Number of journal books I’ve written: 12. Number of times I’ve laughed: 100,000. Number of times I’ve cheated on a boyfriend: 1. Number of times fallen up the stairs: 12. Number of homes owned: 0. Number of embarrassing moments: 20. Number of times yelled at: 60. Number of mani/pedi(s): 216. Number of failed friendships: 1. Number of cars owned: 2. Number of times I’ve apologized: 70. Number of children I’d like: 2.